LLOYD KLEIN & JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN – LOVE COMES IN MANY FORMS

Jocelyn’s face is so nicely nipped and tucked like a nice Christmas quilt. At least she admits to it unlike so many of the ditzy denizens of this city

Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lloyd Klein at Mr Chow in LA

The Bride of Frankenstein was looking good for 105 at Mr Chow last night, where she was probably fed through a straw with the help from boyfriend Lloyd Klein (he's a brave man, a very brave man). Just another million or so on surgery and she'll get there eventually...

She is 63 years old and he is 44 years old.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, who is actually 69 and has spent an estimated £2,750,000 on cosmetic surgery (is that all??) to look "more feline", was out and in Beverly Hills putting diners off their food in Mr Chow (even though she's probably best suited behind protective glass surrounded by 'DO NOT FEED' and 'ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL' signs...

She was accompanied by her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, who was accused a few months ago of allegedly assaulting friend David Pearce "completely naked and intoxicated". But we doubt Wildenstein can afford to be too picky when it comes to prospective partners...